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Deuce Bigalow Lands a Lady!

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

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Funnyman Rob Schneider wed his girlfriend Patricia Azarcoya Arce in a Beverly Hills ceremony on Saturday. Schneider has dated the TV producer for several years.

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Christina Aguilera Lands A New Reality Show

Monday, April 25th, 2011

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X-Tina’s new reality show, The Voice, will seek the best SINGER as opposed to most POPULAR. The NBC show differs from American Idol in that winners are not determined solely by talent. Many have argued that this is idol’s prime flaw.

Several American Idol rejects have gone on to be major singing sensations, while several winners have faded away. This proves that popularity is not always an adequate way of determining the types of artists that will be successful. Hopefully, The Voice will have a more effective talent scouting approach.

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Sandra Bullock Suffers at the Hands of Jesse James…Again!

Monday, April 25th, 2011

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Reports have surfaced that Bullock’s sleazy ex-husband is releasing a tell all book. The Oscar winning actress is said to be gravely upset and it’s clear why. James partook in several extra-marital affairs over the course of their partnership. The book will likely disclose the details of this.

Can’t this guy just fade into the background where he belongs? He can date all the tattoo covered strippers he wants…we just don’t want to have to read about it.

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Brandon Marshall of the Miami Dolphins was Stabbed

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

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Brandon Marshall, of the Miami Dolphins was stabbed! All the more shocking is the identity of the assailant, his wife! Michi Nogami-Marshall was arrested Friday for stabbing the NFL star with a kitchen knife.

Marshall was actually arrested in 2009 after a spat resulted in battery. Maybe some time apart would do the couple some good.

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Excuse Us While We Roll Our Eyes

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

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Lind-sane Lohan was charged for stealing a $2,500 necklace yesterday and sentenced to 120 days in jail. Yet America has been reminded (yet again) that the law does not apply to drunken tarts. The “actress” was bailed out today on $75,000 bail.

For the mere mortals of this world, that’s a lot of money! Not for Lohan apparently. Why is this allowed? Innocent foreigners seeking refuge in this country are immediately thrown into unsanitary detention centers on a daily basis. Yet worthless “stars” who endanger the lives of others and demonstrate an open disdain for laws like…”don’t steal expensive stuff that isn’t yours” are repeatedly pardoned. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling a case of apathy for our justice system coming on.

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Antoine Dodson is a Stoner

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

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“Hide ya kids, hide ya wife” Antoine Dodson is a Stoner! The Youtube phenomenon was arrested and charged for possession of marijuana and released a few hours later.

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The Six Degrees of James Franco

Saturday, April 23rd, 2011

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Brainy multi-tasker, James Franco is planning on pursuing a second PhD. The actor, writer, art exhibitor, and General Hospital star is already completing one at Yale, has an MFA from Columbia, and a BFA from UCLA.

Does anyone else just not like this guy? His determination to do and study everything is just annoying. Also, we think some of his degrees should be taken away as punishment for the Oscars.

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Water for Elephants Hits Theaters!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

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Though the depression era circus flick is getting mixed reviews, we think you should check the film out if you answer any of the following questions with…yes.

1. Do you find yourself thinking that a slew of cuddly animals, Reese Witherspoon, and Robert Pattinson = a whole lot of adorable?

2.Do you secretly wonder what it would be like if R-Patz were a 1930’s veterinary student who fled town on a random train that just happened to house an entire circus?

3. Do you often have the desire to see Christoph Waltz get angry and hit things?

4. Do you yearn for an old fashioned tale of romance, glamor, betrayal, and numerous “Oh no they didn’t” moments?

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Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 120 Days In Jail!

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan showed up to court today and was sentenced to 120 days in county jail for her probation violation. She was taken into custody and transferred to the Lynwood Jail where she was booked. Lohan will most likely be released Friday night since she has been allowed to post bail.

Judge Stephanie Sautner also sentenced Lindsay to 480 hours of community service, but cut the actress some slack by reducing her grand theft felony charge to a misdemeanor.

Lohan’s next court appearance is scheduled for May 11.

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A Sir and a Lady Team Up to Raise Child

Friday, April 22nd, 2011

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Sir Elton John recently confirmed reports that Lady Gaga will be the godmother of his son, Zachary.

The legendary musician made the decision with his partner David Furnish.

If we may pose a reality show concept…Growing Up Gaga, which will chronicle the pop/shock diva’s attempt at guiding Elton John’s son. From fashion to self-expression Zachary will not be lacking in advice.

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